Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
I think it’s one of the hottest things when a guy moans alot or when they whisper stuff like “fuuucckkkkk” during oral or sex
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.